You are the chief killer, the legendary killer, destined to defeat God. o.0.
You are basement Jim, the chosen video game player, destined to turn lead into Vikings.
You are Emperor Woman, the marked boy, destined to slaughter all the Russia. (Weird sentence-Emp. WOMAN, marked BOY)
Epic Sentence: You are Mr. Assassin, the Legendary Sniper, destined to do nothing about the government.
Another Pretty Epic one: You are Good Old Jesus, the Brooding Ruler, destined to snack on two bears at once.
Easy way to get the candle is to cut the cake itself and the candle will be detached from the cake. Cut: Ctrl + Click and hold. Use the mouse to draw the cut like jointing.
Interesting. If you manage to rip off the candle of the cake, you can use that as a weapon. Oh hey, an idea, put in the "blunt" or "misc" section: "candle" as a weapon. That thing is awesome. And it hard to break (if it breaks at all).
There is a terrible glitch that keeps me from liking this game:
When I jump and hit the roof of a platform, I sometimes get stuck and can't move. So I have to refresh this window and start over the current area I was in.
Also, I find this irritating:
In some levels, there is too much stuff on the screen I can't see what I going on until some of it goes away. But that's not really a big problem.
Finally, a game that when you buy all upgrades, you don't automatically win because of your power. It took me a a short while to beat it after I bought all upgrades. Had to shiv 8 other people......
Trashcan Mk. 2: Do the invincibility glitch on a ragdoll. (spawn one. Pause game. Shift+down until you can't see it. Shift+Up to normal size. It should be gray). Go to "Properties" page and enable explosive and implosive. Anything that touches the invincible ragdoll will be deleted. Even a trashcan will be deleted when it touches the stone doll.
Gummy Bear 1: "Hey Tom, word is, there's a flying bison on the streets, the police are on to him. Gummy Bear 2 (Tom): "Good to know, I'm gonna go take my rocket for a fly out in the streets." Gummy Bear 1: "Good idea! I'm gonna go take my hanglider for a spin out in the streets too!"
On some (maybe all) missions, they should have made enemies red and allies black or blue. That would've helped many people out with the level with the crusaders fighting and you don't know which crusader is friendly or and enemy. I even thought the archers were friendly. But the last level with the knight was pretty good. Distinguished with blue as an enemy.
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