Item: Pope Hat, with a defending force of 3m+. The description reads: "While they may smell funny, this pair of shoes actually belonged to the late Pope, making them extremely precious."
Uhhh, lol?
For those having trouble with keeping up with the game's pace; there's a very nice button in the options menu which lets you set the game's speed. Easily overlooked but especially handy in the later lvls when juggling is all about being extremely fast.
Oh man, I could go on and ON about all the things this game lacks, does wrong and fails at, which is a LOT, but it's just not worth it. I say, DON'T play this game, for your own sake. Crap like this should never, EVER be uploaded ANYWHERE!! I can't stress this enough: DON'T PLAY THIS GAME IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!
I'm surprised to see a lot of people complaining about how this is a HoMM rip-off sucking away your money. I don't think it's a rip-off; they just used a lot of HoMM V visuals. Yet no one's talked about the fact that this is an EXACT Evony clone, which isn't the best of games to begin with... Furthermore, it's full of bugs/glitches and stuff that should make even the hardiest of men puke; let's do some serious de-bugging guys.
Well, it took me quite some time to complete all the levels, fun and frustrating as hell. And it took me even longer to get my highscore under the 50k mark... Pretty good game though :)
Well, enjoyable, but so epically full of glitches and bugs that it just isn't worth playing. I've had negative amounts of hours left while distance left was zero (!) kilometres. I've had a glitch where I'm riding with a buccaneer party where my only options are 'Stop' and 'Go' without arriving anywhere nor fighting anything. Also, the longer a travel is, that is to say, the more encounters endured, the laggier the game gets. At one point I couldn't even adjust the game quality to low because the lag was killing the game... So, my verdict would be *sigh*.
Bug: at one point in easy boss mode, I used my bonus and (somehow) got stuck in the corner of the screen; the music's stopped, not the sound, I cannot move and I've stoppped shooting although auto-shoot was on... I can't die as well.
The quirky druggyness of Death Dice Overdose (check out that background, dude!), the puzzle style from Red Remover and the likes and a Splitter physics engine all mixed up to create the weirdest combination ever. I seriously don't know what to make of it...
I don't know what is wrong with this game, but the controls are somewhat sticky :/ When I press "Right" or "D" I expect my little puppet to go to the right as long as I'm holding the corresponding key down, which is what a NORMAL game would do. This game however says "Why don't I keep the button pressed down for you for the next 12 minutes?". An already frustrating game with even more frustrating controls... I'll pass.
GameKing1, are you serious? It's practically impossible to finish every single level in 9 minutes... There are 90 levels you know, so you'd have to average a meagre 6 seconds per level, which cannot be done, no matter what universe you're living in. Please be more moderate instead of your pathetic arrogance.
Nothing truly original and needs a bit of work, but keeps you entertained for a long while. Btw, is there no return-to-menu-button when you're in a level you can't seem to finish? If no, please make one... If yes, I'm overlooking something...
All I'm getting is some message saying that the game is having trouble communicating with the god**** server, because my computer might be slow, which it obviously is NOT... Fix it!