It doesn't surprise me that people complain about the badge, it surprises me that they complain about the badge being too EASY. If it's so easy then you're getting 5 free points! Why complain???
Achieve a distance of 3 million feet during a single launch
Goal Checklist:
3,000,000 feet (single launch) – You know he secretly likes it. <----that very last period in the description box links to a youtube video. oh you clever kong
only complaint is that kong doesnt have a badge for all masks. i got thief melee weapons and am currently on a killing spree. going out of my way to kill people is far more enjoyable with double jumps
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