@AntiSlay: If you looked under the campaign, you'd see that there's a version that goes until you die. If you max your armor, you can't die, so you can't finish, and can't add a high score. You can also get much farther than 40-43 using this.
So i have five maxed out security officers all on the same floor... and the only thing on that floor is the restroom. Maybe I should hire some new people?
I deleted my progress, but two of the ducks from my previous game were still there. All of their stats were gone, but I intended to completely start from scratch, and 2 extra ducks just annoyed me...
3/5, two rooms on the map weren't ever used, and I got the amulet before i had found all of the outlines. Plus, the last outline I found didn't have a song that it went with. If it weren't for that, I would vote 5/5
I somehow got stranded in the middle of the ocean. For some reason I feel compelled to attempt to reach these signposts that make me fly to a different areas. Luckily, there are metal and wooden platforms as well as strange plants that I can use to reach them. Unfortunately, since I am flaming, the wooden platforms are useless unless I get off of them quickly. The only food I can find are jelly beans, but they seem to be everywhere. I think if I manage to get through enough areas, I might finally get somewhere where I won't have to worry about falling into the water if I don't move quickly enough...
I decided that I would fight in the ultimate dungeon until I got a legendary item... I started at level 59, now I'm level 85 and I still haven't found one...
Why not make it so that there are other ways to get tokens? It's okay to charge people for a few things, but to make it impossible to get half of the game without paying??? That's just ridiculous...
120 years old. Arnold Schwarzenegger. beautiful. life of the party. genius. married to Alison Mitchell, who has 10 personality and 6 attractiveness. 1 daughter, who has 4 personality, 8 attractiveness, and 9 intelligence. A-List Star. Watched tv and saw a romantic comedy with wife after death.
Seems like a pretty good life.
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