Very clever. Deserves more than a 3.31, people who are giving it ones need to go get a sense of humour, and a life.
Would be 4/5, but 5/5 because of all the downrating.
Level 31 is the hardest, at least in my opinion but I eventually did it with 9. Can't quite remember how though. Oh well. It's a puzzle game for a reason, I guess. Just know it is possible. XD
What?!
Caps lock *is* CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
I probably could've gotten 19/20 (No idea on the mod age limit, I dread the thought of a 13 year old mod.) but I just couldn't control my need to go for the funniest answers.
SirWet - urdoinitrong. You examine Woad, find out he's wearing pink shoes, and then laugh at him for it. He then cries. It really is all do-able.
To those having trouble after the tutorial, you epitomise the stupidity that the game mocks. Try using the "look" command, as is suggested in the tutorial, or even exiting the tutorial, if you haven't managed that.
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