I finally completed the game. I tried playing the game on a different computer, and none of the gamebreaking bugs occurred. I don't know why. The only difference I can think of is my laptop's browsers have tracker blockers, adblockers, and regulates cookies. I'm guessing something interferes with the game, probably cookies.
Earlier I had some negative comments about this game. I cursed, went slightly insane, but after all my struggles I stared at all 45 of those little golden skulls and realized my pain and misery was over, and joy replaced it. 5/5 you sadistic bastard.
Controls are just dreadful. I hate flying across the entire screen at 500 mph just because I attempted a walljump. SkullFace is an improvement on this genre of platformer.
Really fun, but the walljump is very frustrating. It took me a while to realize that you won't start sliding until after you release space. I found that really annoying.
Disregard my last comment. This game is a mess. On one level, the game froze repeatedly, and when it finally started running smoothly again, all my units had been killed, but the food meter said 18/21 making it impossible to build an army. Wtf? Another thing, often units will get stuck at random spots in the map and run without moving. Auto-move is decent at first, until they run off towards buildings to take over while the enemy force heads straight for the portal. Just a few of the big issues I faced.
Lowering my rating because my saved game has been lost. Really annoying considering I had 26 of the 30 stages completed unharmed. I don't really feel like doing it all over. Screw it.