They insult you when you die no matter how many stabby pointy things you dodge. Not-Quite-Protip: cut off the bottom of his legs to make him shorter, and easier to dodge spikes with.
The difficulty of this game is beyond all playability. Cows seem to get sick every 5 seconds, the corporation gets pissed at you for losing 1$, Cows dont grow fast enough to keep a good stock of burgers, even with hormones, and its all around fail.
"In Case of Gunfire..." Badge (medium - 15 points)
Game completed - Pro tip: Leave no slot unfilled! Your current progress will display the highest level you've reached. [Best so far: 15]
WTF
ALL WEAPONS ARE THE SAME! Using the JRPG sword gives you the same damage as the Wooden Rod. Don't waste your money on the JRPG sword, except for to get the achievement.
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