ischomachos's Comments

If you can unlock beef and lamb later, what is the "meat" that you start with?

Instead of a system where you click on the safe a whole bunch of times to open it, how about one where you don't?

If you love bullet hell but hate bullet hell, this game is for you! :D

Take that, O! You are always a loser. X is supreme! . . . Anyways, five stars for funs.

Played it with all the guns. Pretty fun each run.

Enemies say "Go fly an egg." 5/5

Something things that are fun are pretty joyless when they are to the death. Bejeweled is such a thing.

My favorite part was when I was horrified at the end.

If medieval fantasy games have taught me nothing, it's that bombs don't kill people. Phony Scottish accents kill people.

I was always told you can't use jet propulsion to drive a school bus. I wish there was some way to confirm or *bust* this myth.

I hate dying, but its worth it when a medic uses the .44 magnum to blow my head cleeeeeean off.

Rats riding rats, eh? I disapprove of rat-on-rat violence!

How come in the clothing shop I can't buy a fez? Don't you know fezes are cool?

Chuck Norris isn't overpowered. It's power that's underChuckNorrised.

Whoo! Easter egg on the settings screen. Also, how do I get off the settings screen?

I wonder what the prep guy is doing with the middles of all those bananas.

Thanks for making these games, guys.

Episode 3 was really, really poor. Even looking at the answers it was unbearably long and tedious. None of the combinations made sense. I can't imagine what it was like for anyone actually trying to play it.

I was fighting a zombie in the dungeon and I died of old age. :(

Oi! It took me a lot of effort to learn to make that bow! Don't just drop it on the floor when you're done shooting someone with it! What's the matter with you?!?