ismanhs's Comments

Because every time people see an unfinished roller coaster ride, they think, "I wonder if I can make this jump and land perfectly rather than just, I don't know, make it stop."

This game calls for a new proverb: "A man in the mountain worths more than a tank on the street."

Any one in the castle: "The roof has just fallen over my head. Maybe if I just stay put, I'll survive."

Ranger: "I'm so badass I can fire an arrow while holding a shield!"

There should be a slow-mo death scene when your character's way too far from the available gaps. Oh wait, it's already playing on my mind every time I die on 19.

"He must be tough to kill." "How did you know?" "He's wearing six hats."

Status: "Kill on sight" otherwise known as "act like nothing happened unless he bumps into you first, even when your comrades' corpses are piling around".

Four worst words in the history of upgrades games: "The enemy has upgraded."

Kudos to everyone who's able to finish level 30 without screaming maniacally, "I'M RICH! MWAHAAHAHAAAA!" or something like that.

Just graded down this game into two stars because it was apparently designed to spread repetitive strain injuries among its players. Lack of pause feature in battles doesn't help either. Be right back after these massages. No, really. I need a masseur for my right arm.