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Together, they had 0 kids.
He died at the age of 0.
Its fun editing the code. :P
As a child, he was sold online 6 times.
As a teenager, he had no life.
He eventually went to college to study goldfish.
Soon after, he became a gradeschool teacher.
He later married a slug named Mary.
Together, they had 456 kids.
He died at the age of 999.
Yes, I did edit the code for what I wanted.
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As a child, he was considered very well-behaved.
As a teenager, he was arrested 472 times.
He eventually dropped out of highschool.
Soon after, he became a gradeschool teacher.
He later married a slug named Sharon.
Together, they had 6 kids.
He died at the age of 70.
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