ixheartxcrayons's Comments

Oh man this brings back memories of getting past the school firewall to play flash games. Thanks for the nostalgia trip!!

Wow. Rarely am I so impressed by a flash game. The art is simple and beautiful, the music is amazing, and the story is deep and fleshed-out without having so much exposition it makes your head hurt. All in all, just awesome. Was this really made by just one guy?

After five years, I finally understand that he's had a traumatic brain injury. Took me long enough.

So I can easily get my teachers to swear in real life, yet I can't figure out how to do it in a blasted flash game.

I played this years ago from the developer. This isn't your game.

why is no one ever happy to receive an instantly-popular restaurant?

if this is made for kids why are there so many half-naked women?

More Papa's to feed my OCD...

If any game ever needed badges, it's this one.

Latest Firefox, latest Flash, Windows 7, no ad blockers, won't load. I'm upset. :(

sticky keys. worst glitch ever for this game.

So, I wake up in my hospital room. All of a sudden, this box comes out of nowhere and starts laughing at me...

I think that is quite LITERALLY "doing the worm".

To completely avoid the freezing problem after a level, press the 'SKIP' button at the bottom when you're sure nothing else is going to happen. If you hit it before the screen comes up, the level report will come up as normal!

LOOOOOVE that the song is Georgie Girl!!

This was definitely released the day before I turned 15. I played it on my birthday :D