jIHchop's Comments

gave one star because "no stars" looks like I just didn't rate it, wanna make sure you Kong a$$holes know I hate it

yet another excellent brain breaker from Bart Bronte

FAST COMPLETE - on June 3 2021, Aesica comments a walktrhough on how to complete the shit show in seconds, be sure to LIKE her post, say, THANKS AESICA!!! and finally copy paste this into comments so others can see it and not have to endure this garbage "game"

@ XUep7 for the "how-to" instructions to skip to the end-game of this excrutiating, mind-numbing, homophobic garbage!

PLAY, SKIP, SKIP, SKIP, SKIP, SKIP, SKIP, Tutorial, START, SKIP, SKIP, SKIP, SKIP, SKIP, CINEMATIC, TALKING, Screw it, I don't have time to see if there's an actual game here.

PLAY, SKIP, SKIP, SKIP, SKIP, SKIP, SKIP,

See what happens when you don't practice social distancing?

stupid game, put stuff in order, how hard is that? all you have to do is go, wait, why is the blue one one the bottom? how do I? no stop, I need to, STUPID SQUIRREL! But if I flip theis, then that's on the bottom, where is? How? BUT . . I HATE YOU BRONTE!

ok, it's fun and I like it, but how exactly do I upgrade to a new ship?

MISSION: 50 kills with SMG | MISSION: kill 100 mummies | MISSION: use SMG 10 times | I'M STILL ON THE FIRST LEVEL | this game gets as many stars from me as I'll be able to get - 0 (well actually, the game gets more stars than I can because I have to choose 1 min for the rating)

We dyslexics WILL find you, you sadistic b@st@rd!

FASTEST MONEY GRIND: How to get 21k in a few minutes. First, look above and read the post by "ivod" called IMPOSSIBLE BADGE TIPS: follow his loadout - it works (Thanks ivod) BUT there are two changes to his loadout while you are grinding. ONE swap the 3 Over Dive accessories for 3 Magnets you'll need them TWO don't max out any of the weapons until you have enough to max them all. This will take roughly 270k- about thirteen trips through. Now, goto AREA 1 - STAGE 3, when the Boss comes out move to the side and just dodge. Try not to hit the boss. First he'll send some red bullets out a few times. Second he'll snd out green bullets. Finally - as soon as he switches back to red bullets, get down to the bottom center of the screen, wait until the bullets are about 2 ship lengths from you and hit your secondary weapon. FINAL NOTE I noticed that you don't get as much gold when you repeat levels, I suicided every time I got my gold to prevent killing the golden goose. I suggest you do to.

So, I'm in the Black Market, and I'm checking out the wares. I click on the CHEAT OPTIONS items and I see, AUSTRALIA MODE and I think, "Oh! it must be just like the regular game, but flying downwards instead of upwards!" Then I look a bit closer and see that it really says, "ASUTRALIA" MODE, and realized that it is actually a DYSLEXIC mode that switches up all the keys so you never actually know what you're pressing! Funny stuff there DEV! Also, remember our slogan my fellow dyslexics, "DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD - UNTIE!"

"Oooo, look an Engineer! Awesome I need some of those. Oh No Zombies SHOOT!! *BOOM* Damn!" At first I was cursing the utter stupidity of anyone hiding behind explosives. But then I thought to myself, perhaps it's for the best, After all, in the Z apocalypse, do I REALLY want to rely on anything designed by an engineer stupid enough to use a barrel of explosives for cover in a fire fight?

So let me see if I've got this right . . . When a Dibble encounters a CLIMB stone it breaks itself apart and the rest can now climb easily after traipsing through his carcass because - Dibbles have sticky guts? Mr. Developer, you sir, are a scary, scary man.

Lots of fun, a thoroughly enjoyable game. and it's not even "my type" of game! I've played it several times and I take it to the end every time, ad then wish there was more. BEST part of this game is that MUSIC! I just love it! So much so in fact, that I decided that from now on, I'm going o have it playing in the background of all my games!, To that end I actually set up a second tab to start right on this page whenever I start my browser!   Hope to hear more of this in Rebuild 3!

PROS: I like it! CONS: SERIOUSLY needs a speed control button

i suppose it might have been ok, but everything is so small I can't really see it, I might enjoy seeing this art, these graphics, that everyone is talking about, but I can't, I'll go play something I can see

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