Hero: Alright, monster. The curtains are closed. You know the routine. Pick up your weapons, and whoevers weapons breaks faster, wins.
*hero and monster clash swords, heros sword breaks faster*
Hero: Well, I guess you win this one. Now put your armor on, lets body check each other and see whose armor gets more dented.
*hero and monster smash against each other, monsters armor crumbles*
Hero: Heyyy, alright! I won! :) Alright, lets set up the target.
*hero and monster take out their rifles and bow, monster shoots a dead-center bullseye*
Hero: You won that one. Next one decides if I win or lose. Lets see who can cast a fireball faster!
*hero burns the monster like mad while drinking potions like a fatass*
Hero: Looks like we'll have to use the spinner of absolute stupidity..alright, if it lands here, the gods will smite you and I will be victorious and stomp on you a bit. If it lands here, you can leave and I'll cry on the stage.
*spinner lands on right side*
Despite being able to close the advertisements when loading the games; it really almost takes away from the fact that these games are free if they are forcing unwanted advertisements on the screen..