By the way, CandyCastle's comment is false. The world isn't supposed to end just entering the year 2012. It's supposed to end on 12/21/2012, so therefore his comment is misguided and should be ignored.
What did the element say to the police?
I CU Copper.
A biologist and a physicist had a relationship, but there was no chemistry.
Tell a potassium joke? K.
Do I know any jokes about sodium? Na.
A guy sitting next to me asked me if I had any sodium hypobromite. I said NaBrO.
Did you hear Oxygen and Potassium went on a date? It went OK.
I blew up my chemistry experiment…. Oxidants happen.
I would make another chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.
GUYS I FOUND A GLITCH EVERYBODY ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT
Seriously, can you guys shut the hell up with that? We know about it already, you guys are just trying to get thumbs up for copying a comment.