jakew99's Comments

Comment
Pretentious Game 5	Jul. 14, 2017 Rating: 2 I cant move the mountain.
Learn to Fly Idle	Mar. 22, 2014 Rating: 8 You would think Earth would be blown to 20 million pieces and fly right out of the Milky Way by the cannon fire, but no. Apparently there's invisible, immovable nails that make Earth stay in spot.
Streamline	Mar. 15, 2014 Rating: 2 NOOOOOOO! I lost ONE life at the double cannons and clappers RIGHT before the game ended... Wow. Fml.
Pandemic 2	Mar. 09, 2014 Rating: 2 What in the hell... I finally managed to start in Greenland and infect Madagascar, but stupid AUSTRALIA closed down all their ports -.-
cursor journey	Mar. 08, 2014 Rating: 1 Games like these need a way to prevent cheating. Right-clicking and moving the mouse to the winning spot instantly completes the level. I realize this is a first game, but I hope you will learn a method to prevent cheating in the future.
Love	Mar. 03, 2014 Rating: 5 Lesson from the game: If you get touched by a spinning square when you are a square too, you blow up. The end.
Burnin' Rubber 5	Feb. 16, 2014 Rating: 2 How to make a nuclear bomb. 1. Install 4 Fuel-Air Rocket Launchers onto a car. 2. Press X. 3. Enjoy.
Upgrade Complete 2	Feb. 14, 2014 Rating: 4 My favorite part was when I upgraded.
Three Body Problem	Feb. 13, 2014 Rating: 2 Pretty cool. Juking the bots makes you feel like a champ, especially if you get a REALLY close call.