jakkibean

I can cook thirty minute brownies in twenty minutes.
When bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard.
I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail.
I am an abstract artist, concrete analyst and ruthless bookie.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with startling accuracy.
I bat .400
On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami.
I breed prize winning clams.
Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.