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This Is Why You're Fat: In Sixty Seconds
Dec. 19, 2012
Rating: 2
how bad will it hurt coming out (: ouch!!
Pinata Hunter 2
Rating: 4
you won in 00:21:00 perfect game I wanna use my butter axe fatality
GunBlood
Nov. 15, 2012
i got executed? I am invincible and i can shoot 300 times faster andy have unlimited ammo. what i say is BULL CRAP!
Toss the Turtle
Nov. 14, 2012
achievement: boring life didn't hit anything normal nothing is normal goombas bombs and chainsaw men is that normal?
Rating: 3
Dear game makers wouldn't he bleed out sooner or later?
Nov. 11, 2012
i would love if the assistant would balance knives so if you hit one it hits the assistant
Burrito Bison Revenge
Rating: 1
he can manage to kill thousands of gummys and not open a door
Feed the King
Nov. 10, 2012
Rating: 8
if the king got fatter on the way up?
Flight
Rating: 0
alimbo i would of said beat the game (:
Flood Runner 3
i about died dragon came up. me: holy crap what do i do"pressing every button punch" yea
how bad will it hurt coming out?!
Sugar, sugar 2
Rating: -3
how diabetes started?
who would need this much sugar
Wolf Games Apple Shooter
the assistant is a baby he cries when his eye gets shot out :P
i killed the assistant but he came back alive
Jun. 01, 2012
15000 pound of turkey+ pilgrim= dinner
Mar. 24, 2012
Rating: 5
dear guy who makes bombs stop making those stupid flying bombs come to the castle its so friking annoying sincerely, bombkiller
Mar. 23, 2012
dear cake maker stop sending us those fish gut special or something like that your friend, a better cake maker
Feb. 12, 2012
wait i dont want to be a turkey i dont want to be ate
24 days in the mall
Feb. 06, 2012
I would die in the the mall with nothing but shopping in 1 half of a day
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