jamesiscooler's Comments

This game made me go 'Ah god!', 'Oh god please oh god no!' and 'AHHHHH NOOOOOO!', so basically I ended up sounding very suspicious.

After playing this game, rare means so much less to me.

I have been slicing the same man for about a minute now. I'm surprised these guys have so much blood!

White Novemeber... It's been 5 years and I only just notice this.

How did those photos get blown to the jungle, an inuit camp, AND space?!?

@PuppyPlaysGutair Jolly Rogering turns all colours grey. Makes it harder for those who associate arrow directions with colours.

'Hello sir, what can I do for you?' "I need you to destroy 3 segments of this worm" 'Shouldn't I destroy the whole thing?' "Ugh, don't be barbaric."

Great game, but needs to be balanced. Enemies get ridiculously hard later, and they see you from miles away, ending in a million enemies swarming your party.

Ah, it seems you can get more gems from poo then from, y'know, gems.

Please make a sequel! This game is probably the best flash i've seen in a long time that doesn't involve random acts of violence.

Wait until the door's opened? But... but... you can clearly crouch and get under the door!

Seems too close to Realm of the Mad God. Even the rings are generally the same as RotMG. Also, needs more speed or something, I don't enjoy taking about 10 seconds to move from one room to another.

Our stores policy: We don't serve ninjas. They can come in and order, but they won't get what they want...

Lets see... (Does what codysaidhi says) tankun, tankun, tankun, tan-OMG!

Lol try talk to the doggie or whatever it is where aphrodite is, cuboy will pull a face and just say "..."

Robot wants mouth!!!

Wait, so there isn't a fist?

@SpearDudezor yes. yes they are.

Fat dude with a bag. When killed, only drops food and lunch money. Lol!

Great but you could stack items like myuhunny said, and like everyone else says, tune down defense because I leveled defense max and health to 20 and everyone just hits 0 and I had about 60 points left and when you equip, it dissapears and to unequip you would just click the item on the vulpin and it would unequip. Im also hoping you'll make a sequel improving everything listed by everyone. Overall this gets my 5/5 for awesome game!! Footnote: Improve inventory!