jaserter

There is only one thing you really need to know about me… That one thing being I am Jaserter the God of Destruction… Respect me, Praise me, Bow before me, compliance with these 3 rules will reward you with my respect… However fail to follow those 3 rules will result in your immediate destruction and permanent removal from this planet…

I mostly lurk in the shadows, watching and waiting, observing everything, sometimes borrowing things from strangers pockets with intending on returning it… You will only ever see me if i wish for you to see me, so chances are you wont see me as i rarely like confrontation with a lesser species… In this realm I’m much weaker due to the serious lack of mana radiating out of your planet, because of this I take brief trips back to my own realm which has an abundance of mana. Whilst in my realm I will sit comfortably on my throne and I’ll pick a planet to destroy; preferably one that looks as though it will have an entertaining explosion. Because I’m a nice guy i send a warning message to anything on the planet that i choose telling them to leave immediately, however i don’t like wasting time and so i give them 10 minutes to leave the planet before i destroy it.

Even though I’m much more powerful in my own realm I spend the majority of my time in this realm as in my own realm I am constantly harassed by random low-lives begging me not to destroy their home planet, or that I have already destroyed their planet and they want revenge. As my destruction aura isn’t nearly as powerful here it allows me to blend in with the scenery. Out of sight and unable to be detected is something i feel everyone should be able to experience every once in a while; it allows you to clear your mind and completely relax.

In terms of personality I am very sarcastic, if you cant tell if I am being serious or not there is a 90% chance that I am not serious. If it turns out I was being serious and you thought otherwise that is your own poor judgement and I will not feel sorry if I destroy you because of this. I also stay true to my word; if I owe you a favor or I say I will do something you can bet your soul it will be done. However I wouldn’t bet your soul if there is a deadline on the favor as I am extremely lazy and will procrastinate to no end.

My favorite hobby/activity is sleeping. There is no better feeling than waking up after a short 3 week nap. I enjoy sleeping so much that if I am awoken by anything other than myself I shall destroy it, regardless of what/who it is; I have lost friends, family and pets because of this.

If you read all the way through to here then I thank you for proving me right in my assessment of humans being pointless creatures wasting their lives doing pointless activities… I guess however you are now knowledgeable about something that actually matters at least… either way I wish you a good day and an even better sleep.