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jcalm

Latest Activity: Played Just Trolling (Jul 17, 2014 9:53pm)

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Location Saint Catherines, Ontario, Canada
Member Since Oct. 04, 2011
Website http://bit.ly/pwuMZ6
Twitter @ybsocyeoj

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#DatCalm

Jcalm 2011โ„ขยฎยฉ

Jcalm is a registered copyrighted trademark of Me. If anyone takes the name or has any variation of my name, Iโ€™ll kill them and family with a spoon. โ˜ป

I am now a college student! With the help of my girlfriend, roommate, friends, and Monster Energy drinks, I will graduate in 2018! Then I will be a teacher!

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A poem VanillaRose wrote for me

Joey is the guy that lives in a kangarooโ€ฆ Heโ€™s a great friend for me and youโ€ฆ Funny, cool and kind are his best qualitiesโ€ฆ And i am lucky to experience these :)

Chronicles of Jcalm:

One day, on January 7th 1993, an amazing thing happened. I was born. When I was born I was wearing a suit. I was a classy baby. My mom and dad blew up when I was 10, so I became a hot dog vendor until now.

STATS:

Name: Joey
Age and Birthday: 21, January 7, 1993
Height: 6โ€™5
Weight: 185 pounds
Gender: โ™‚
Zodiac Sing Thing: โ™‘ (Capricorn)

SONG:

Old Man Kmac had a farm. Eeyi Eeyi O, and on that farm he had lots of sex, Eeyi Eeyi O, He had sex with a cow, he had sex with a pig, He had sex with the farm girl. And she was under age.

CONAN Oโ€™BRIEN:

โ€œHosting โ€˜The Tonight Showโ€™ has been the fulfillment of a life-long dream for me. And I just want to say to the kids out their watching, you can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it, too.โ€ โ€“Conan Oโ€™Brien

Jay Leno cuts his birthday cake with the same knife he stabbed Conan in the back with.

Like ships that go out to sea, I spoon my soup away from me. And when the spoon has left the bowl, I will cram it down my hole.

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