jepperfist's Comments

This game is the most amazing game _ever_, and desperately needs a mobile port. Let me gain 5% more energy while walking the dog, and micro manage this stuff during meetings.

there should _totally_ be random enchantments on magical items. and i wouldn't hate finding an axe.

I like muting this game, so if you could go ahead and cache my sound choice, that'd be greeeeeat.

I don't get all the complaints this game is getting. Too random and too randomly hard? It's a rogue-like for chris' sake. I'm gonna try it now and see if ya'll just don't have a clue.

this is stupidly easy. go back to homerun in berserkerland, which was _actually really good_ instead of just tedious as hell ;)

Stamina in a browser game. The pay to win module was not meant for browser based games, broski.

amulet of hesitation decreases enemy agfility by 5. heads up.

I'm sorry for being a dickless sack of shit (if you'll excuse my French, I'm not a native English speaker; you've only yourselves to blame for what you teach the rest of the world), but; how do I speed up the game? I love it btw. Excellent in every way. Except for how I can't seem to speed the round up. That's not so good. It's probably just me being a, what was it, dickless sack of sand, or something, but I can't find it. Come to think of it, sacks generally don't come with dicks, so the dickless thing is a bit profane. I may be drunk :(

So; I reset my skills, and lost all my spells. That is to say; I have all my points, I place them in i.e. Fireball, but the spell-bar does not appear, and there is nothing bound to any of my in-game hotkeys (1-5). Any ideas?

how do I duck? I can't? Why not? There's destroyable cover but no way to take advantage of it?! for shame :(

just a thought (stolen from a wc3 td); treat the cash pool like a bank where you receive, say, 3% of your cash at the end of each wave in addition to that given by creeps, etc. makes living on the razors edge instead of farting out tower more worth while.

where's my 2x speed button?

lost my save game >:(

Why can't I air-juggle dead bunnies for additional munnehs?

I should have all these achievezzzz >:(

So, uh, how do I mute this?

press L to mute?

What's the status report Ensign? Well General.. We've thrown our marines at it. We've hit it with rocket launchers. Humvees aren't doing squat - even our tanks and helicopters have proven to be useless... Whatever can we do? What we always do when all else fails, Ensign; convince our Nations proud suicidal truckers to ram their trucks into it's legs!

needs a button to switch between normal and survival :/

needs ff on artillery!