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Theme Hotel

Play Theme Hotel

Dec. 12, 2011

Rating: 1

Man: "So honey, what do you want to do for our vacation? Woman: " I think I'd like to go to a brand-new 1-star hotel, stay there for 3 months, and spend thousands of dollars!" Man: "Ok! Sounds good to me! Let's go!!!" Silly silly peoples... >:D

Moby Dick 2

Play Moby Dick 2

Dec. 01, 2011

Rating: -1

Am i the only one who noticed that the loading screen says "contacting aliens"?!

K.O.L.M. 2

Play K.O.L.M. 2

Nov. 29, 2011

Rating: 17

That was an "oh snap" kind of ending. but despite that, the rest of the game made it good enough for 5/5.

K.O.L.M.

Play K.O.L.M.

Nov. 28, 2011

Rating: 4

A truly amazing game! It took me days of on-and-off playing to beat it, but trust me, it's worth it! 5/5 and favorited. This is the kind of game that I would pay to play, but Armor Games has provided for free. :) I consider it the Portal of flash games.

Icebreaker

Play Icebreaker

Nov. 28, 2011

Rating: 6

"Yay! We saved everyone! Now let's ignore the giant, sharp, pointy icicle hurtling at our heads!!! Rah!!!!!"

Wish Upon a Star

Play Wish Upon a Star

Nov. 28, 2011

Rating: 2

At first, I was like "cool, easy badges." Then I saw the ending. Automatic favorite.

Earn to Die

Play Earn to Die

Nov. 27, 2011

Rating: -3

"Take this, zombie!!" *taps zombie with grill of car* *zombie collapses* WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Earn to Die

Play Earn to Die

Nov. 27, 2011

Rating: 4

Hey, mister action-hero man, Here's a great idea: you could always TURN to AVOID the zombies.... Just sayin'....

Freeway Fury 2

Play Freeway Fury 2

Nov. 22, 2011

Rating: 42

I see multiplayer capabilities!!!! Stealing other people's cars, blowing each other up... It's like an insane, twisted race!!!!!

Focus

Play Focus

Nov. 22, 2011

Rating: 1

"Yeah, I wouldn't suggest focusing INTO a missile."

Edmus

Play Edmus

Nov. 21, 2011

Rating: 6

So what I hate about most MMO's is that you spend hours customizing your character to get a completely unique look, and 2 minutes after you perfect it, you see someone who looks exactly the same. At least in this I don't have to waste hours..... XD

Freeway Fury 2

Play Freeway Fury 2

Nov. 21, 2011

Rating: 6

Yes, I got an awesome sports car from driving on the wrong side of the road! I'm just racking up points!!! *car stops* WTH?!?!?!?! CURSE YOU TIME LIMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hedgehog Launch 2

Play Hedgehog Launch 2

Nov. 18, 2011

Rating: 1

Am I the only one who saw the link in the period at the end of the hard achievement? It's hilarious.

Flaming Zombooka 3 : Carnival

Play Flaming Zombooka 3 : Carnival

Nov. 15, 2011

Rating: 4

You know, "Zombooka" is fun to say out loud. Try it. "Zombooka". It's just fun to say! :D

Back to the Cubeture (1)

Play Back to the Cubeture (1)

Nov. 14, 2011

Rating: -10

I like the rockband reference in there... "You play, I'll sng... We'll start a band and rock the world!"

Back to the Cubeture (1)

Play Back to the Cubeture (1)

Nov. 14, 2011

Rating: 8

Subtitles plz?

Save The World (In 30 Seconds)

Play Save The World (In 30 Seconds)

Nov. 13, 2011

Rating: -1

It might be a good concept, the only problem is that the character moves way too slowly when you're going backwards. If a meteor makes it past you, then there's no way to get back to it in time. Other than hat, it's ok, I guess. 3/5

Focus

Play Focus

Nov. 11, 2011

Rating: 0

Great game. 4.5/5. If it had a pause button, it would be 5/5. Keep up the good work!!!

Reincarnation: A Hillbilly Holiday

Play Reincarnation:  A Hillbilly Holiday

Nov. 10, 2011

Rating: 0

@runpigrun- Don't you remember what happened to Riley? They're just paranoid.

LARRY: Doug-Out

Play LARRY: Doug-Out

Nov. 10, 2011

Rating: 10

"Sir, why is me ale tinted red?" "Oh, that's just a gallon of old doug's blood. Don't worry, it adds flavor."

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