The game kept taking me to the menu/volume select screen. Very annoying. Controls are also quite difficult to deal with. Not that much fun, but a decent attempt.
I wonder if this game was made by some bored suburban housewife as a tool to discourage her ditzy daughter from playing video games. I can't think of any other reasonable explanation.
Many of us don't bother with the stupid chat rooms (full of immature tykes) on Kongregate. Thus, these 'inside jokes' are lost on most of us, and aren't funny or entertaining in the least. Kongregate shouldn't reward games and add badges simply for name dropping.
The gameplay itself is average. 3/5, and I'm being generous.
A nice concept, but the game gives you no time to actually figure out what the hell to do. It would be nice to have a little advance warning on what exactly has to be accomplished without having to go through the puzzles over and over again. 3/5
good idea, but poor execution. The controls are very slow to respond and holding down to block is not intuitive.
PS: To all you religious nuts, get a life.
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