now i feel like a dick for scaring the crap out of the last person who was a little girl... that little girl has serious balls if she was the last one there.
How does the middle of nowhere have so many dang zombies 0_o
Like seriously, and I don't understand why you wouldn't put your hide out ontop of an aparantment roof (who the heck thinks its a smart idea to hide out in the middle of a freakin big city on a road! Is he trying to act stupid?) and just stack all the barricades at the roof door, and plus you can drop hand grenades on the zombies, cause theres no way theyll manage to get in the apartment and get all the way up STAIRS (super hard for a zombie) in less that 1 hour.
Why would the military try and stop you? Like you don't have the disease and you're killing a BOAT LOAD of zombies, so why don't they just have you run over a few 100, refuel your car, and send you back out there.
I wonder what the customers felt like when they suddenly started talking to an AI when I stole the science for it. "Yea I'd like to buy a movie" "Here try "Space-Hello and welcome to Mastermind's Evil Movie Store, I am A.I. Steve, What would you like?" "Ermmm... well I'd like to buy a movie" "Error, go f*** yourself, sending missile down on your house... have a nice day" "Is that a movie title? That sounds like an awesome movie! I'd like to bu-*EXPLOSION*" "Thank you for shopping at Mastermind's Evil Movie Store, good bye... f***er"