well this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
id like to take a minute and sit right there
ill tell you how i became a warrior with a dragon in the air
burdens rest, born and raised
on the farmland where i spent most of my days
chilling out maxing farming wheat
man life in a farm sure was neat
when a couple of lizards, they were up to no good
started killing peasants in my neighborhood
got in one huge brawl my enemies got scared
the captain said get to the town the monsters are there
i came into town and saw a pink sphere
it might've looked cool but it sure look weird
next to it was a big scorpion nagging
i said out my way thats my dragon
Bouncer: Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya?
ME: How tough am i? i ripped a guys head off.
Bouncer: yeah so?
Me: WITH HIS OWN LEG!
Bouncer: right this way sir.