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jmk67

Latest Activity: Played AdVenture Capitalist (Sep 2, 2015 10:28pm)

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Level 8
Location Wiscosin in front of the computer
Member Since Mar. 30, 2011

Im Jake

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying โ€œDANGโ€ฆ THAT WAS FUNโ€
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say โ€œIโ€™M HOME!โ€
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think youโ€™ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say โ€œDrink the rest of that you know we donโ€™t waste that stuff.โ€
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did

i love R&B and i live in Wisconsin

also dont troll me ima ginger

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