God awful Supersmash Brothers wannabe. Controls are awful, AI is ridiculous. Not even worth the badges. On another note, this part of the message is meant directly for Kong: You take long enough to give new games badges, and then you slap them on some shitty game at least half of your users won't enjoy. Good job.
Loved the last game... This one just sucks. The enemies are retardedly aware of my presence from across the screen. Before I even know they exist, their somesortofshot is already hitting me from out of nowhere. Throwing the cat as a weapon? It's an interesting way to play into the last game until you realize that every enemy RUNS DIRECTLY AT YOU ONCE YOU HIT THEM WITH THE CAT. I mean, really... This game is fraking stupid. We all knew it would get badges becuause of the last game, even if you did absolutely nothing to deserve it.
Alright, so twice I've gotten almost to the end of module 5 and I get an infinite loop type glitch when using the time reverse feature. It locks up the entire game with the ball lagging between two portals that are close together, and I'm stuck only being able to refresh the page and starting the module over from scratch.
So I get the feeling that this game is actually -supposed- to be funny or amusing. And sure, most Kong users make asinine comments about why games suck... But really, at least 95% of us are playing this game to get the badge. You're not making any sort of statement to us, just wasting our time and Greg thought you were on his side. This game sucks. 1/5
This game just fails. Every time I enter the skills menu and add points, I return to a map that's completely white and unscrollable. I have to save/load to see the map again... after every level.
Absolutely retarded. It's almost amusing you spent so much time making such a heap of useless, unentertaining drivel. No instructions, no point, waste of everyones' time.
I'm surprised this game got badges... and that quickly. It's not very fun, real time dogfighting would have made this game passable. Makes me wanna go play Skyrates for a real 2D plane fighting simulator.
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