joelgrass's Comments

High score system is somewhat of a joke: doesn't matter how many days it takes to complete nor how many troops you have left at the end of the lvl... defeats the purpose of having one, doesn't it

disgrace to the creeper series, can't finish a single stage... always at the end getting "out of mem" notification

Hint: place your pilots cabin at the bottom left/right corner and stay at the bottom of the map for them evil bosses. Also, you don't really need the bomb: even 2 support calls are overkill for most of the bosses at danger 68 now, should mean it's half way through and upgrades are almost done, no more engineers appear so not much to gain but to wait for the absurd costs of last lvl weapons to fill up. gg!

hmm... was hoping for something from the Finnish epos... guess not =)

this bloody thing crashes after buying the second demo booth!

this hard level is like wtf and others are totally useless - needs nmys that can actually do something

gay! - U close 2 da base, nmy ships stay behind base-line and dont get hit, the mothership comes, it also stays there and ....bollox!

whats with the friggin ship?!=?!? u try to avoid the blasts and u still dead - cool, make a second version! I'll make sure to vote 1 b4 any play btw: your AI sux - lures the nmy far away and then you have to enjoy the long trip stalling + throttle kindof makes sense way too long missions with no checkpoints

Me: cuz you're retarded God: Good reason. I think the PC term is "challenged". this mofo keeps crashing all the time and keeps publishing some retarded sites - gay!

Aint this Jacovasaurus from Colorado mountains? cool game =)

the lame gameplay & bad english aside, the extra item-slots don't work, also the engine crashes... and whats the S with the stats? no weapon strength, no armor ... they just givz U extra A/S/I... and these do what? like when your intelligence is high enough, the evil boogiemonster, that appears (not) on a pretty picture of waterfalls doesn't call you a retard? 2 stars would be pushin' it!

the back button makes this lame sound loop and this bastard didn't have a name, Eva was the second main character from the movie... however thisone was the coolest guy in the movie =) game... yeah...

that's what I tought, no penalties - cuz these bastards can't kick so far =) ...otherwise pretty good, even lamer teams than ours

cool... -2pts cuz levels missing

making some dumplings for a hungry russian makes a lousy game =(

a peruvian flute-band? =)

find the guy who wrote U this engine, shoot him, cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! ok, I didn't run out of chefs like in the first version - instead 3 tables crashed - and guess what - the "out" btn doesn't work always kolm... piiiiiika miinusega!

kindof catchy but freaking play the game b4 releasin it!!! it's impossible to maintain a proper number of chefs, they just take off and sooner or later you're left with 1 .. who's also bitchin bout leavin - LAME!!! oh yeah, and there's tons of bugs

the wood production is disaster, engine doesn't seem to distribute properly and there's absolutely no overview of buildings, production nor anything... oh yeah, where's the speed button?!?!?! =)

wow - sry to say but this actually might be the worst strategy game I've ever seen =(