Friends are the reason you don’t have food. they are also the reason you don’t have cake. i have YOUR cake, its very delicious. It has bunch of fish shaped things in it, like fish shaped fish. Do you want the cake, i’ll help you make some more (so i can steal it!) here you go…
You don,t believe me do you, you should believe me. Maybe i won’t give you cake or a cake recipe for that mater. HahahaHA. Fine You win here you go.
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
one and two third cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flower
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
One cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One cup granulated sugar.
An entry called ‘how to kill someone with your bare hands’.
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One large rhubarb.
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals.
That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue
Ha you thought I was lying huh well HA, hahaHA HAA… i’m bored. Do you like cartoons, because i do. I like pie too and cake, which you will make for me… yes make me cake women..or man or whatever.
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