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Learn to Fly 3

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Oct. 10, 2016

Rating: 1

Eh, Penguin can go into space while Poland cannot into space.

Kids Vs. Santa

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Mar. 22, 2014

Rating: 0

This game sucks on so many level... from originality too the difficulty level and overall balancing, even the graphics are under par. Also it is very time consuming to get badges due to the really low rate of incoming enemies... why did they even bother to badge such a crappy game? 1/5

Mud and Blood 2

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Oct. 03, 2013

Rating: 10

7th august 1944 Today we where to defend our HQ from the nazis. Actually we got to kill more than two thousands of them and destroyed some hundreds armored. I got promoted 5 times in the past few hours. Wich is very good. Since I hit the rank of Lt. colonel it seems that just shouting to be calm can make someone who watched a fellow brutalized behave much better. The only concerne I have is about the response HQ gave me when called... I asked them to correct the aim of crates dropping and arty strike, as well as to beware of some flankers who managed to pass trough our lines... all they said was "hang thigh in there" or "Your sitrep worked!". I still don't get what they actually meant. Anyhow the german seem not to retreat but here is getting kinda late. I think i'll just call for a tactical retreat so I'll be able to go bed: with that many german killed i bet at the HQ no one will say anything. Lt. Colonel A. Sinclair, Executive officer of the defence mission on Mortain.

Mud and Blood 2

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Sep. 18, 2013

Rating: -1

@Simon150999 Urbz is continuing the planning and there are a little bits of information here: http://www.mudandblood.net/wiki/index.php?title=Mud_and_Blood_3:Main_Page

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

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Sep. 18, 2013

Rating: 11

Lacking proper facial hair, Kant should not be considered a true philosopher

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

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Sep. 11, 2013

Rating: 0

Did i just made Hobbes... explode?

Mud and Blood 2

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Sep. 11, 2013

Rating: 3

An hour game, something like 150+ waves surpassed... final result 34 "effective" wave... Thank you so much Detailed order!

Mud and Blood 2

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Sep. 06, 2013

Rating: 2

Mechanical units are unaffected by orders or morale... "Sergeant we need your tank to give us cover fire" "SCREW THAT I'M ON A TANK AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!"

Tripod Attack

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Jun. 05, 2012

Rating: 1

General, it doesen't seems impervious to our stanard long range missile launcher.

Hands of War Tower Defense

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Feb. 05, 2012

Rating: 0

Ever tried to have a guardian turret with 0 fire rate? Use it with the poison subclass to get the ultimate reaper... And expect some lag...

Arkandian Revenant

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Nov. 20, 2011

Rating: 6

Guess the wiki as been defaced a bit... Please someone fix it...

Town of Fears

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Nov. 02, 2011

Rating: 0

A little glitch I am ashamed to say I used in Hard mode: If you use defensive stance then load the battle and take the same character you will keep the bonus on concentration

Racing Comrade!

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Jun. 22, 2011

Rating: 2

Being an Italian and so understanding what says the song in race 2 and 4 make the whole thing more (equally) amusing: It's something like -Going Forward comrades, for the (socialist) party, against the state- or "by conquering the whole power, proletarian dictatorship will born."

Learn to Fly 2

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Jun. 19, 2011

Rating: -1

wtf... why it is soo overrated? let's try it Omahgod a start mute button for keeping covers!!! 5/5

RPG Shooter: Starwish

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Jun. 16, 2011

Rating: -8

Piracy harms consumers...

Tyrant

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Apr. 26, 2011

Rating: -6

Is Vorpal tank son of a Blastoise and a Magneton?

Mud and Blood 2

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Feb. 22, 2011

Rating: -1

Why I see people whining about one zook at rnd 39 and I think it's okay that my six zooks spoiled my game at wave 220 cause they missed all a wespe? Oh, yeah, true... I already know that war is unfair and that's why I don't whine like noob

The Idle RPG

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Dec. 25, 2010

Rating: 1

I'd like to fight a dire tarrasque ;D

Zombie Bites

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Dec. 18, 2010

Rating: 2905

"WHAT DO WE WANT??" BRAAAAAAINS!!! "WHEN DO WE WANT IT??" BRAAAAAIINS!!

Steambirds: Survival

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Dec. 11, 2010

Rating: 7

A better screen with stats (enemy down, shots fired, shots recived, wave reached, time played) would be awesome.

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