jordab's Comments

oh yeah fastfire, you'd better censor yourself or else the internet police will come away and take away your cookies and mlp figurines

I'm pretty sure this isn't just me. The final manager, who is supposed to automatically start The Grail quest... Doesn't. You still have to click on the quest yourself if you want to start it.

I concur. This feels very stolen to me.

Yeesh. I would have nightmares every night too, sleeping in a room like that.

This is a pretty lame bullet hell, to be honest. There are a bunch of projectiles that unpredictably shoot tiny projectiles that are the exact same color as your ship, and you can't move your ship fast enough. So the game is entirely impossible until you get the final "add bullet" upgrade, at which point you can just tank the entire game without any effort.

Developer promised an update to make the game an acceptable level of epic. Four years later, nothing has happened. -1/5.

Okay, no, something is broken. Two gunships just duked it out and mine died nearly instantly with the enemy gunship losing only a little bit of health. Is my game bugged? Am I missing something?

So... The rocket unit is hilariously worthless. The sniper takes down everything, including vehicles, much better... If a rocket unit is supposed to counter a tank, why does the same level rocket unit only take away a tiny bit of the tank's health before dying in two shots? And really? A massive penalty due to a thrown-in life system? Since when were these games so unforgiving to players that make choices that they couldn't have known were bad, like, you know, buying and upgrading rocket units?

"Hm, this isn't so hard, as long as I get a bit lucky with countries i know from the borde--" *game removes country borders* "BELIAL'S TAINT!"

Playing this again due to Raze 3 being a massive disappointment.

This game has a really weird issue with simple rhythm-keeping. Is it the auto-calibration? Because I keep getting failed during the straight paths while hitting the button right with the beat. And I know I have rhythm; I got all perfects on Rhythm Heaven Fever. #humblebrag

>2mph >ball is rolling across the field like it's in a hurricane mmmhm

5/5 for the reversed music if you die for the one screen the game is upside-down.

Okay. Really freaked out that the first car I guessed was Prius. Why would I even guess that first? There is subliminal garbage going on here...

Do you know what I love? Phsyics games with broken physics. "Balanced" things falling down when they aren't touched by anything? Yeah. Fun.

Wow. So much salt in these comments.

Mehh... This game... I can't keep interest in it anymore. It went the way of most idle games and turned from a fun, simplistic, math-driven romp of fun, into an overly-complicated mess. And really? The UI is awful. It's gaudy, stupid, and made explicitly for mobile devices. There's not even an option menu anymore, for goodness sake. It doesn't help that you'll say that you'll add scrollbars, and 20 days later...

Mm. So much salt in these comments. Like a bottle of soy sauce in here.

What is "griefing" exactly? Does adding somebody on Kongregate to find out their IGN before sending thugs and assassins at that person, because they disagreed with you in an argument count as griefing?

I think there should be some sort of cap on how much people can play on binary bills. For instance, .001% or some such would prevent people from playing against it anymore, or 200% would prevent people from playing for the bill anymore. It's just annoying to see floods of 100+ plays after the bill reaches 0% or 100%. I feel like this relic-hunting energy wasting is getting in the way of the rest of the game.