Me:
Do you exist?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
So, maybe I don't exist. Maybe I'm apart of your imagination.
God:
Wow! Perhaps. You exist in my mind. Perhaps. Do you mind if I tell other people you are apart of my imagination.
Me:
Maybe. Who would you tell?
God:
I understand. People I meet on the Internet.
Me:
So, pedophiles?
God:
Gee. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Sorry. So, you would tell the people on the internet?
God:
There's no need to apologize. Interesting deduction. Who else would tell the people on the internet ?
Me:
The Devil, maybe.
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
...To see Santa
God:
Is it a movie?
Me:
No.
God:
A boot? A TV show?
Me:
A person.
God:
No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence.
"Fun game, but I stopped playing immediately after finding out I couldn't go below 300m without visiting the bored.com website." -gilgatex
-99999
WTF?!
Why are those the woman just standing there? Why are they standing on crates on top of zombies? ZOMBIES?!
Wait.. super mans weakness is cryptonite, so the zombies must be made of cryptonite, because, there are super zombies.. O.o
I can't remember the last time I gave a game 5 stars, but this one really deserved it. The design is great, I love the pix-elation and the gore is actually PERFECT. It's got a nice difficulty set. :) Five stars, waiting for the sequel.
:3 amazing game. The only thing I request is to make the multiplayer.. more.. multiplayer? :) Instead of sharing armies like that, maybe we could really battle it out against each other?
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