Once upon a time there were three children, Ganandorf, Link and Zelda. Link and Zelda became warriors but ganondorf ran away. He found a cave. Inside there was an old man. The old man said "Welcome my dark king"
Zelda and link went out to explore the land and they ran into ganondorf. Ganondorf said "Say goodbye to your little friend" he got a knife and threw it at zelda. it hit her in the head and she died. You ran away. And he felt guilty for the rest of his life
god you shouldnt be timed when you throw your lost pile of rocks on level 17 i almost killed the last person but the f****** time ran off and i didnt win