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You Are The Road - Molyjam 2012

Play You Are The Road - Molyjam 2012

Apr. 05, 2012

Rating: -1

Interesting concept and great for a two day production. Love the idea of being a pain in the ass for the drivers rather than the other way around. Made me laugh a couple times at the poor saps on the road. Definitely would love to see it expanded upon with more time!

Z-Rox

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Mar. 27, 2012

Rating: 6

Which one will I be? A gosh-darned, filthy cheater, that's for sure.

Necronator 2

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Mar. 12, 2012

Rating: 5

I love the first game in this series. Other than the music, there's absolutely nothing I like about this one. A game with a completely different feel shouldn't be made as a sequel. This is like the Highlander 2 of games.

Dead in 60 Seconds

Play Dead in 60 Seconds

Mar. 12, 2012

Rating: 3

Simple, fun, keeps you engaged and it has a unique feel to it. I'm a fan!

DuckLife 4

Play DuckLife 4

Mar. 04, 2012

Rating: 6

Like the grinding of an MMO without anybody to talk to. I kinda enjoyed the other ones, but this one is just too much of a grindfest.

MAD: Mutually Assured Destruction

Play MAD: Mutually Assured Destruction

Mar. 04, 2012

Rating: -2

Hmmm.. Go for this badge of the day or stick rusty hooks in my eyelids... Anyone know where they sell rusty hooks?

Epsilon

Play Epsilon

Mar. 03, 2012

Rating: 0

Only complaint is that I didn't know about this game sooner. Loved it! Late kudos on this one.

SandStorm Racing

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Mar. 02, 2012

Rating: -7

9th track is impossible. Cars will go flying off the track behind you and then be rewarded for it by spawning in front of you with more acceleration than your top speed. Stopped after about the 10th try.

Zombies, Inc.

Play Zombies, Inc.

Feb. 27, 2012

Rating: 3

I would think in the case of a zombie invasion, Antananarivo would have shut down everything.

ULtimate beaky

Play ULtimate beaky

Feb. 02, 2012

Rating: 0

This is Ultimate Beaky? I'd hate to see Average Beaky.

Accelerator

Play Accelerator

Jan. 28, 2012

Rating: 0

Yeah, I remember working on the hard badge for hours and never getting it. Trick is to double tap space bar and use the "follow cursor" mode to make turns quick enough. No way the human brain can handle those kinds of calculations that quickly by itself.

Bullet Time Ninja

Play Bullet Time Ninja

Jan. 26, 2012

Rating: 4

Looks like fun. Can't get past the unnatural controls though. A simple option to flip them would really go a long way. After years of playing Kong games, my brain is hardwired to the A jumps, X does an action setup.

Chaos Faction 2

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Jan. 23, 2012

Rating: 21

Oh yay! It's the stupidest most frustrating, crap game I've ever played on Kongregate as badge of the day... However, I I think I'll opt to give myself a root canal/enema with rusty tools instead. It'd only be about a million times more enjoyable than playing this rage-quit-inducing, cheap garbage, b-s, worthless excuse of a game. Seriously, I loaded it up without knowing what it was and nearly punched my computer just at the memory of this refuse. It's the only time I've been disappointed that 1 is the lowest you can give a game. There are negative numbers, you know!

Amberial

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Jan. 22, 2012

Rating: 4

The part that made it impossible for me was that this is a game where you die a billion times and every time it boots you to the main menu and, since I like having my cursor out of the game window, it starts scrolling wildly away from the level I'm trying to play. When you spend more time going through the menus than actually playing, it's not really fun. Wouldn't mind giving it a try, since I made it about half way through... But all the work you have to do just to play kills it for me.

Zomgies 2

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Oct. 18, 2011

Rating: 1

Pretty fun! As it is in the real world, flamethrowers are really the only way to handle babies. However, the car is more of a punishment than a bonus. Too many times I'd auto-run from an antidote just to jump in the car.

Delivery Man

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Sep. 19, 2011

Rating: -1

Has definite promise. The music and graphics are fun and I like some of the game play. However it turns into a grind-fest pretty quickly. I got tired of dying on the 10th level over and over again and just gave up after that because it just wasn't fun anymore. Some retooling though, this game can be fun. The core is there.

Shopping Cart Hero 2

Play Shopping Cart Hero 2

Aug. 25, 2011

Rating: 4

For the hang gliding part, just forget every flying game you've ever played. Pulling up at no point will cause you to stall and will actually make you go faster as you start coming down. You can also pull up as hard as you can when he shakes his fist to avoid his attack... Was able to fly around for a while like this, however, the rest is still a complete session of trial and error as he has to be in the EXACT right spot when a bomb spawns at the EXACT right time and has the EXACT length of fuse. I've been at him for half and hour, about a hundred bombs yet only have him at half health. Hope this helps some people get this badge of the day knocked out so they can just close the tab and try something less time-draining.

UpBot Goes Up - Mobile Edition

Play UpBot Goes Up - Mobile Edition

Jul. 18, 2011

Rating: 0

Great concept and good mobile design. Hard badge is annoying however. It's not actually difficult but having to do it all in one sitting? Don't have time for that on a mobile game.

I Wanna Win!

Play I Wanna Win!

Jul. 08, 2011

Rating: 4

For the most part, a fun game. Should definitely think about removing the sliding puzzle. I read the comments first and almost didn't even bother to give it a go just because of those two evil words. Sliding puzzles are NEVER fun. Period. Ever. NEVER! EVER EVER EVER. Uh uh. NO.

Snailiad

Play Snailiad

Jul. 05, 2011

Rating: 1

MUSIC GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! Best 8-bit game based on a snail since the one they hid in the Sega Master System. Bravo!

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