jpfo's Comments

or am i just another confused pimp who likes to think about goats?

I am a quick ape, and i like to spill cofee on mammals

As a child, he was known for bootlegging DVDs. As a teenager, he suffered an addiction to cheese. He eventually went to college to study goldfish. Soon after, he opened up a small restaurant. He later married a slug named Nancy. Together, they had 30 kids. He died at the age of 14.