jsleep119's Comments

"Climb through over 20 levels..." over /= exactly

Come on, guys, the news reporter clearly lives in Madagascar.

green + yellow + red = red?

They had the password to the palace IN THE DESCRIPTION TO THE HARD BADGE?!?! I just recorded it and played it on repeat until I figured it out.

It's a good thing that guard can whistle in-tune.

"deucebags"?

I take it this game is NSFW?

REINFORCE! = PK FIRE!

The cafe has a queue?! THREE THUMBS DOWN.

How do people even break the washing machines? What are they washing, nails?

*snapshot of granny jumping on cop* "Crime rate down as granny cleans up neighborhood" Also, if you're a delinquent granny can make you a college graduate, but if you're a hobo she just kills you.

I don't see what the problem is, the aliens have so many eyes. Just call some Californian cops to come and pepper spray 'em.

Who needs *real* love?!?! The Internet loves me, right?!?!

It'd be nice if you moved twice as fast in bubbles you've already beaten; I found myself slowly making a huge trek just to get to the edges.

Wow, these mushrooms are pretty resilient. Bombs, explosions... just plant them right back in the ground, they're good as new!

...did I just jump into the house through the roof?

Every time I lose faith in the gaming industry, I come to Kongregate.

smoking on a stick of dynamite... not the best idea...

I think my elementary school set basic choreography to this song for P.E. class.

When I saw Depict1 and K.O.L.M. in the Recommended Games section, I'm like, "Wait, maybe I shouldn't trust that guy..."