I still have the same problem: tl;dr.
Interviews should be done in a funnier way. Like a comic or some sort. I find reading text in Flash is no different than reading text in a forum or a blog.
This game tells you the touching story of a blue elephant who has been contracted by the AMERICANS to be in the showbiz business for two more years. You control the blue elephant running away from the AMERICANS and you must meet the purple elephant to make love. A beautiful touching story, although they shouldn't put AMERICANS in the game. -- The Fake Canadian Times