jujub's Comments

12 years ago I joined Kong, 2 days later this came out. Sporadically since then I've tried and failed. Today I won. Finally

Twelve years. TWELVE YEARS. AND I FINALLY DID IT. I lost again. One day :(

I have all of the in game achievements and none of the badges. Wooooo

Then after I upgrade my "mysteriously efficient mower" to 6/6/1/1, it drops to a steady 578dps. Shouldn't upgrading the speed be increasing DPS, not dropping it?

I am so confused as to how my equally upgraded lawnmowers were producing different DPS when the "mower" is in the same position. Moreover, why "animal density" would ever be considered a good upgrade if my "6Bonus, 6Speed, 3AnimalDensity, 1 Berzerk" mower makes as much DPS as a "6Bonus, 5Speed, 1AnimalDensity, 1Berzerk" (648DPS). In another instance of the game, I found more mysterious instances of mower DPS being detrimented by animal density, leading me to conclude that it outright ruins the effectiveness of the mower and is a completely useless upgrade.

While holding the attack button in the arena, hit the windows key. It makes the game think you're holding the attack button, so your "auto attack" is at full power.

10 times now, I've finished a level and it froze. I wish this didn't happen, no badge for me :(

Best setup, Mike Fighters with Haste and Regen.

Cured the disease on April 20th. Who wants to celebrate?

49,663 Calories burned. Spin 48, Treadmill 62 mph. 12 hats.

Y'know whats funny, I have a hell of a time doing this with a virus, and my buddy has pulled it off with a freakin parasite!

First 5 people to give me something get bows.

10 million points...

DAMN, I was doing great, got to jupiter, then when I came into the water I instantly (Pretty much) hit my head on the ground.

Pony, thats an amazingly low score...

First person to send me something gets a bow.

Whoever gives me something first gets a bow!

This would be soo much better if you could upgrade your turrets/defences. You might be able to but I am only on lvl6 lawls

Holy shit, the setup I talked about just a minute ago proved itself. I killed the corrupter in one turn, taking no damage, without stunning or blinding him.

I messed up when I picked my team, but they whoop ASS! Cleric, barb, cleric Ranger Ranger is the best of all, killed a legendary creature got a BAMF crossbow! 6/5 stars.