evil diglett in robot suit(a.k.a diglett):finally! now that i made a robot body i can rule the world! muahahahahaaaaaa! diglett's partner(hes also stupid):ooooh! pretty red button! evil diglett: nooooooo!!!!! stupid henchman dont press that button! stupid diglett ok! *click* evil diglett:!!!!!!!!! *KABOOOOOM!!!!!* (THAT WAS THE SELF DUSTRUCT BUTTON) stupid diglett: ^_^ yay!!!!.
once upon a time their was an idiot knight namedsir asshole thats what i am but they call him bitch and their was a boy named sam i am and the girl was called ... but we call the peasant boy sam but when they grew up, the girl got kidnapped and sam was about to summon the evil penis sourus's!!!!!! but then the idiot boy came to save her by being(well pretending to be) a knight so he came to him and was about to kill him when he already summond you know whos!!!!! but then the idiot came and killed the evil guy and you know who somehow and nobody knew cause the princess was killed also but the idiot brang her back to life by haveing sex with the dead her so she came back to life, had sex and died because a fly with a chainsaw came and killed them the end!!!!!! (+) if you like!!!!!