Uh.... I just started playing this game, I looked at the statistics screen, and for ''Times Double Jumped'' it says 19688. Good game though, nice difficulty, and I enjoy the shoot-em-up/RPG crossover. Reminds me of Borderlands. 5/5
I can't play this game at all. It took me 3+ minutes to get onto ONE game in 'quick play'. After I entered, I was lagging so much I had to Alt F4 the shit... I guess it would be a badass game, but it's so ÐAMN LAGGY that I can't play this. 3/5 because I've always loved the boxhead series, and I thought this would be a good edition... It would've been 5/5, but I can barely finish a single game with this lag.
It was a nice idea for a game, but you just messed up nearly everything in the game. From trying to flank enemies, while your units are mindelessly not listening to you at all, to attacking enemies without being told, to annoying glitches, to only being able to control one unit of pixels at a time, and huge ŧ§ armies randomly dying to smaller ones; You need to work on these errors... 3/5
I've been walking through a black screen for 14 minutes, and no monsters have come up at all. I've travelled to 6 different locations, still nothing. 1/5 until you fix this.... HOPEFULLY it's an alpha.
Tbh, I do not like this game at all. I enjoy the idea, but it has many problems. One of the main ones.... Get rid of that DAMNED FACEBOOK LINK. It's impossible and vexing to have to click on cars when they are near that redundant link. Another is.... Have you never heard of spellcheck? Just saying. Almost every single level has something wrong with the grammar, some levels use the grammar fluently, but others don't use it at all.... I don't understand it. 2/5
Level 22 made me quit. It was the first level I died at, and certainly the first one I died 28 times at. I just find it so monotonous that your jumping and precision and luck ALL have to be exact. You should replace level 22 with a level that actually takes skill. 21 was cool.
@Verdigriss Lol? This isn't his game at all, he's just some pathetic leech that probably can't hack a TXT file. Why do you think he said 'I have the right to host this on Kongregate'? Even though he doesn't, I mean, he didn't ask Eviludy or anyone else, he just sat on his fat a ŧ§ and plagued the game. Also, this is to the 'Hoster', Yes we can make negative comments, because this isn't your ƒucking game.
[Bumping the chat about Hannah Montana] Justin Bieber isn't 1/100 as bad as the Jonas Brothers. Justin Bieber is at least COOL in real life, the Jonas Brothers probably live in a dumpster. They may donate each year, but they make about 5 billion dollars a second; So donating a million dollars to charity is pointless. Justin Bieber even sings better than them, I can stand listening to 5 seconds of Justin, but if it was the Jonas Brothers, I would make my face go into spontaneous combustion by dipping myself with gasoline and buying a flamethrower from a BM.