Looking at bandito, takes double space of pokey, twice as fast, and at least three times faster than a level three pokey. I give you gold star my bandito friend, a whole gold star.... what's that you say? NO! I don't have enough shiney to just give away! I revoke your gold star and give you silver.
Ok, whose bright idea was it to repair a monster with shiney!? I feed it gold, and it magicly feels better?? Monsters eat other monsters, not heavy metals! I should know... I'm an expert.
oh, ok. Violence is perfectly fine, but when we bring up the topic of sex we ge- (This user has been banhammered for bringing up a topic that is unsavory-Kongbot)
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