KaisarDragon's Comments

Comment
I Have 1 Day	Apr. 17, 2011 Rating: 10 AbracaVoldemort is my new catch phrase.
Fade	Apr. 16, 2011 Rating: 2 But wait! If I just smoke the shrubs....
Upgrade Complete 2	Apr. 16, 2011 Rating: 2 Forget the heart rate upgrade. You had me maxed there before I found out those dead pixels were the game.
Elephant Quest	Apr. 16, 2011 Rating: 3 I love this game. The three balloon quest won't check for me, no matter how many times I complete it. Broken badge? Also, after the third playthrough, those minions become annoying filling my screen with glitched purple lasers. The game begins to look like someone got mad at Kirby in Canvas Curse.
Hack Slash Crawl	Apr. 06, 2011 Rating: 2 Taking off that first sword (or any weapon) leaves you holding a large ring. No longer can you attack. If you've sold all your weapons on accident, pray you have magic to kill enough to gain a new one, else you're screwed.
Back to the Cubeture (1)	Apr. 06, 2011 Rating: 6 I think my spacebar is broken now.
Cyrus Invasion	Apr. 06, 2011 Rating: 1 15 minute competition? Why would anyone play it for more than 15 seconds? It isn't good at all. Never use real people in anything. I don't even know who I'm supposed to be fleeing from or why. Why am I collecting coins? WHO AM I!?!
Kitten puzzle	Apr. 06, 2011 Rating: 5 Quickly assemble a puzzle before the music drives you to murder! If you accidentally "lose" a piece, you practically have to start over. Fit pieces should lock into place with a button to move all non fitted pieces to the table.
Try to press the square! (Very Difficult)	Apr. 06, 2011 Rating: 1 I clicked the square. It had an X in it, though.
Dino Run : Marathon of Doom	Apr. 04, 2011 Rating: 0 This is why little creatures like alligators and lizards still exist. They had the sense to run to the right. There is the right way and then there is left. Left is for dummies and emos.
The Fancy Pants Adventures	Apr. 03, 2011 Rating: 6 If you don't know where the spiders are, you'll get hit every time. This game is strict on the hit detection.
noname	Mar. 13, 2011 Rating: 8 The game itself was great. The controls were fluid and responsive while the story tugged at your heart stings. The simple love story portrayed befit the scenery. To make us take a moment to reflect on ourselves as gamers, controllers, overlords. I really learned a lot about myself by the time I reached the first checkpoint. Only fierce determination to see through to the end kept me going. Once I reached my goal, I was in tears. Truly we all exist because of this masterpiece.
Radioctive jack	Mar. 13, 2011 Rating: 0 Radioctive jack? What's a matter? Was "Radioactive Jack" already taken? Developer response from samprice no but i posted it at like 2 in morning I was fucking tired edit \| delete
Spank The Banker	Mar. 13, 2011 Rating: 10 Begging for donations for a game you found on another site? Shameless.
Sushi Cat 2	Mar. 06, 2011 Rating: 5 Bacon is for posers. Sushi for life.
Flaming Zombooka 2 Level pack	Mar. 04, 2011 Rating: 2 Zombies + the flaming destruction of said zombies is the recipe for win. Nice sequel.
Treadmillasaurus Rex	Feb. 22, 2011 Rating: 2 Here's a T-rex on a treadmill throwing parties, wearing hats, and dodging lasers and spike balls. All other games are invalid. I'll never forget this one. Fun, simple, addicting. 5 stars!
Outcast	Feb. 21, 2011 Rating: 2 So, he is such a loser that he puts on a bow, looks in a mirror, and creates himself a female persona to have a relationship with? that is what I got out of it. Is this the story of your own life?
Snake: The Game	Feb. 21, 2011 Rating: 0 All it does is toss the plane backwards for me.
Trick Or Treat	Feb. 19, 2011 Rating: 23 Set sail for fail!