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Burrito Bison
Jul. 14, 2011
Rating: -1
if his wife does this all day, i dont wanna see her
Epileptic Headsmashing Game 2000+ Deluxe!
Rating: 6
seriously, how thick is his skull?
You are a... The Sequel
Rating: 0
watch out kongregate, i gonna snack on you soon (it really said that)
yay! im gonna invade my neighbor
you are magnificent savior, the first camwhore destined to murder bart simpson
immortal driller destined to steal two bears at once? i wonder how thats possible
This Is Why You're Fat: In Sixty Seconds
Rating: 2
he REALLY needs to work out after this
Trollface Launch
problem?
Happy Wheels
kinda reminds me of happy tree friends
im glad my parents arent watching me play this
Mutilate-a-doll
Rating: -14
shuriken with 2 men. man 1: nice day right? man 2: yep. shuriken: ima kill you! man 1: ahh! its stuck on my foot! man 2: argh! take this! agh! my fist! its stuck too!
Kids Vs. Ice Cream
Jul. 13, 2011
Rating: 4
running kid + high velocity ice cream = not running kid. -_- i think we know that already
Towering Forever
Rating: -7
why does the hero look like samus?
Downhill snowboard 3
ouch! thats the twentieth time i broke my neck and i look like the hunchback of notre dame. very well, back on the snowboard
House Idle PRO
to people who say that garage is too far away from house, when you buy the house after gold, you can just zip your mouth closed
Jul. 12, 2011
fling a chain VERY hard at a ripped ragdoll in a corner. result: complete vaporization
Effing Meteors
a meteor named ike followed aliens to crush them, challenged the t-rex and exterminated the insects by himself... WE LIKE IKE
Ragdoll Laser Dodge 2
Rating: -3
i think skeleton bonus should be that chopping off head would take 2 shots
Jul. 11, 2011
mike and joseph, just get a better computer
Jul. 08, 2011
next time, make mutilate-a-troll
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