Me:
*FACEPALM*
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
i didnt talk
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
cuz u cant hear me
God:
That makes sense to me. Someone said I should hear you.
Me:
who?
God:
William Shatner. :-).
Me:
is jesus yor son?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
is he or not?
God:
He could be.
Me:
you are pretty childish
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am childish LOLZ