Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
No problem.
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss.
Ok, so take us through a day in the life of, "The Boss".
Well the first thing I do is--
Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct work-flow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micro-manage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Deborah (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Karrow's Hat guide: Santa hat (rarity 1 Out of 15 people have it) you find this little bugger often in player made courses and sometimes in mario , back, zero what it does is freezes blocks when you step on them this can be both useful and a pain. party hat (rarity 1 out of 25 people have it) where to find it: this guy likes hanging out in the bottom 4 levels he sometimes appears in newbie land too, rumor has it you get it free on new years what it does is makes you invincible to lighting. Exp hat (rarity 1 out of 5 people have it) this guy is everywhere you just have to have the right timing and a newbie player or good friend with you to get it easily (so you can win the race that is) what it does is double your exp so you can level up twice as fast. Kongregate hat (rarity 1 out of 3 people have it) You get this hat for visiting the game on kongregate everyone here has it nuff said? this hat makes your expirence go up 25%.
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