This game is alright. AI is ok, pathfinding is pretty awkward though, fix that so they don't collide. Aiming, I like how it's possible for the AIs to miscalculate and miss their shots. But it gets annoying when one human minion can't even kill another human at half health by themselves. And another thing I really hate: When I send someone into view of an enemy in attempt to lure them back to the others, they get shot AND IGNORE ORDERS so they can just fire back and die (Cos they suck by themselves). Please fix this, I don't want them disobeying my all-powerful robot mind.
The first time I played this I lasted about 43 seconds.
Walked up the stairs... kay... Listened to the log... Alright... Went through the door and was presented with two paths... Fair enough... Walked left... Static... And I just fell over. Here's me thinking I tripped or something. But nope, "They" apparently got me. Them goddamn cracks in the floor, always making me ever-so-slowly fall (Movement in this game feels like slow-motion) and die. Other than that, the game is great! :D 8/10 would trip over nothing and die again! xD
I only achieved "Pretty good" which is cool, but I love this game, it's so sad, yet so amazing powerful!
What I don't get is why the mother couldn't just fire a laser into her own face? Meaning, why can't she force open the cockpit with her weapons. :3
I love this game! That moment when you realise the cars will just drive backwards if you want. Having fun with slopes, "Oh just got an email." Mouses down to click the notification. "Oh, I just killed them all, whoops."
Am I the only one who sometimes thinks of them as "My babies": whenever I make a big hill they can't get over, but then they do... I bet this is a big metaphor for life, how sometimes things will be great, or not, but in the end you'll make it, or die. Added emotions were an excellent addition!
I decided to ride my helicopter into battle against the Hellasaur.
All was well until my helicopter decided to kamikaze at the monster's feet.
After an explosion I found myself riding one of the monster minion spider things.
After I killed it I decided to fly up and see what was happening.
I was then launched across the map somehow.
I landed on one of my boats I placed, so I rode that back into the fight.
It was one of the missile boats so as it was firing I failed to notice I was standing on the missile pod.
It fired.
So there I was, riding a missile headlong towards a tower monster that breathed minions and fire.
With a pea shooter.
Needless to say I went out in a blaze of glory. xD
Playing this on Safari, seems to me that whenever I die, I just don't respawn and am forced to restart.
This is also fairly random so I can't isolate what it is I'm doing that causes it so I'm putting it down to the game being buggy.
But still, it's a good game concept, just needs improving.
Thumbs up if agree.
I thought this game would be awesome, and it kinda is.
But i didn't expect to be pulverised by the first level. I mean... Damn.
Those green hover tank robot thingies are op as f**k. :(
May revisit this game when either the difficulty nerfed or i have the patience.
Umm, not a whole lot of diversity, each level just seems to get harder, but in the annoying sense of, "Well that's just cheating now."
They turn randomly and suddenly and I understand it is fun to dodge around them but its just so random that its hard to incorporate any strategy.
There isn't much detail either, I mean "THEM" are just red triangles. It wouldn't be that hard to draw a circle with some circle arms and a body with 2 rectangles going in and out for legs.
THEY are faster than you when running so maybe a sprint ability for the player would be helpful? And perhaps THEY will return to their positions when line of sight is broken? Patrols?
Please, dear God, add music!
If you were to make a hard difficulty, maybe the player would leave footprints behind them, and if one of THEM sees it, they will follow the footprints to you?
Overall, the gameplay, for what it is, is solid and i havent seen any bugs so far.
Maybe add graphics button? Mute button for music.
Hope this helps! :D 3/5
My reactions:
*Fist fighting with another dude, one on one*
"Well you could just give him the good old, one-two-HADOUKEN!!!
But you can just flail about and then punch OVER YOUR OWN GODDAMN HEAD AND THEN DO A 360 is cool too, whatever you want I suppose, drunk bar dweller dude."
*Dual wielding a bat and a crowbar*
"Yes, you may now call me god of the bar, anyone who crosses me shall receive a baseball bat up my arse and into your face."
*Watching the statistics after one of my matches*
"Hmm... 15 matches... 556 punches! Wait... 50 punches landed. of 556. awwwww... Punch accuracy 9%?! F**k off! I was better than that! Some dude went flying off-screen to f**king China! And that Korean motherf**ker who was dancing some fish dance was impaled by a chair i threw! A guy had his goddamn head stuck in the ground!!! Wtf do you want from me?! ;_;"
My reactions to this game:
*Grabs the baseball bat*
"Oh no, don't swing it in an arc around your body at their head for the perfect knockout. No, please proceed to jam it up your arse in hopes it will come out your stomach and into their faces."
*Hits guy with metal pole and he goes flying off-screen*
"The... The physics... I, I just... ... Why?"
*Messing around with the character customization*
"Wow, there are so many different ways to make your person look equally retarded as everyone else! Look, a swag 'tee shirt', a camo hat, blue jeans, a moustache and a red-checkered shirt! Now I look like a twat! Yay!" :D
*Guy falls unconscious for tripping over his friends*
"What?! I didn't even touch you! You... You... YOU WEAKLING!"
Lol, the way you try to destroy feminism and blood just starts pouring out of the walls. xD
And then I touched the "Dashcon Simulator 2014" writing on the bouncy castle and i think i was taken to the hall of memes or something, idk. It had loads of references. :3
But then I fell down into nothingness and i was swallowed by the universe as the hall thingy disappeared above and it made me quite sad to see it go.
And then I recommended the game to some guy looking for an idle clicker game. :D
10/10 would destroy feminism again. With balls. Cos thats what they dont have. Get it? xD
Because there are too many games like this dude567567.
Now saying we dont need any more but i'm starting to think there are more games than there are players on kong...
The combat is unfair, whenever u kill someone every single person just rushes u. It should be everyone that saw u do it comes to battle you.
Thumbs up if you want this in the update. =3
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