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Gorillas.bas

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Jan. 01, 2017

Rating: 1

You forgot to put a limit on the velocity of the shots, which was originally capped at 360, I believe. The game doesn't actually check, whether the banana's path is obstructed, but rather teleports the banana according to x and y velocity and checks whether it's new position is inside the building. Now me and my friends are stuck trying to railgun each other to death by throwing projectiles like Angle 4, Velocity 2612.

Hexagon

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Mar. 04, 2016

Rating: 7

Secretly designed by Logitech to make you buy a good keyboard.

Pandemic 2

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Sep. 30, 2015

Rating: 3

"Government of Madagascar closes Airports to prevent infection." Wait, what?

Four Second Frenzy

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Apr. 11, 2015

Rating: 2

Because of your ads I couldn't save the happies! Murderers. Serves you right that I'm blowin your planet up.

The Heist

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Dec. 17, 2014

Rating: 4

The true hero of this game is the repair guy, for he came up with the idea of a slammer, which not only defied all laws of physics, but also crushed the entire national guard.

Mud and Blood 2

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Nov. 14, 2014

Rating: 3

I think it is ok to demonize the nazis in the game, but certainly no german soldier could take 5 hits that splattered his blood across the ground, lie down, get up again, run past my lines and then, 5 minutes LATER, signal for an artillery strike.

MAD: Mutually Assured Destruction

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Oct. 23, 2014

Rating: -2

The moment the USA realizes it has lost the fight, because you can clear the sky with a single rocket and twenty million secondary explosions because they went overboard, priceless.

Zilch

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Oct. 09, 2014

Rating: 2

Just a message to all the new players out there. You WILL get mad. You will lead by several thousand points and the computer will, whenever it is behind, throw a few consecutive 1500 pointers or try its luck with the last two dice and get away with it. The AI in this game is actually much worse at taking a loss than most players.

Solarmax 2

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Jul. 27, 2014

Rating: 7

We want a level editor. Really badly. Every one of us. Now. Please.

Sydney Shark

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Jul. 24, 2014

Rating: 7

How many movies did you guys watch? The nuke is there to bring down the U.F.O. Americans just painted a chinese flag to the side.

Solarmax 2

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Jul. 22, 2014

Rating: 1

This whole game (especially the ending) subtly reminds me of Mass Effect for some reason. I like Solarmax a lot. Thanks for listinening to your playerbase, not a lot of people do that. As for the last level on hard difficulty, rally 250+ ships and go all or nothing onto their base (imagine an epic cinematic fight for the survival of all life at this point).

Solarmax 2

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Jul. 07, 2014

Rating: -2

I just managed a draw and I think I learned a lesson.

Solarmax 2

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Jul. 02, 2014

Rating: 3

Hint for 36 on Hard : Grab the Portal, defend the 2 attacked planets, grab 1-2 planets yourself, gather all your ships (must be 250-300+) and go all in onto the ... what's the name of the gyroscope thingy? Crucible? The ending implies such. Also, after beating the game I had this feeling I was responsible for the black player's existence and beat the game with the first (neutral) gyroscope on hard without taking it. I would love to actually not have to play against the black ships, now that I decided not to open Pandora's Chest.

Infectonator : World Dominator

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Jul. 02, 2014

Rating: 2

The town has been destroyed. Beside that it suffered a financial loss of 1500$. That's what I prioritizing information.

Run 3

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Jun. 30, 2014

Rating: 0

Protips : 1.Try to beat the game with the normal character, you will get used to playing with it and the levels are designed in a way that allow for easiest handling with it. 2. If the tunnel curls too fast, keep pressing the corresponding side key and do short jumps, this technique allows for much tighter curves than running. 3. It is easily possible to make a small jump sideways out of the tunnel. The game will (95% of the time) let you do a barrel roll and also LIFT YOU. Press the other key again and you drift back into the track, where you have plenty of time to land. This lets you cross huge gaps, allows for an easy landing AND gives you a neat achievement, too. 4. The fast guy hates you. Don't play him.

Developer response from player_03

The skater doesn't hate you, he just likes the sensation of moving fast.

Run 3

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Jun. 28, 2014

Rating: 1

After finishing all the levels I see the reason for the message urging you to turn back.

Dino Run

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May. 29, 2014

Rating: 4

If this game taught me one thing, it is that literally every species back then hated raptors to the death.

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

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Jan. 28, 2014

Rating: -2

For those wondering : Yes, it actually IS possible to get 8 equal idols on the loading screen.

Treasure of Cutlass Reef

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Jan. 18, 2014

Rating: 1

That moment when you defeated the Fallen Angel and sunk it and then you lose against the last ship with 2 of their men still alive >.<

I Am An Insane Rogue AI

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Sep. 07, 2013

Rating: 0

Mom : God dang it! Did you hit your pc again?! Me : Mom, I'm a professional hacker and that was a hijacking-countermeasure!

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