kb720's Comments

Wait... You're not supposed to hit civilians?

What? Medusa can turn you to stone even when you have a sack over your head?

Who stays in a hotel for three months and never does laundry?

6 people in "poor health" in a row. Somebody needs better random encounter tables.

Hmm... I looted a cloth armor, a stick, and 141 gold. From a city.

Guard 1: Hey, guys, I know the last 10 times we've guarded somebody, they've died, but this time, we'll be extra careful to stick together to check the openest corner possible. Guard 2: And we dressed the boss in green this time so we don't shoot him by accident.