kbeandme

Currently Muted: Rising.
The strike is over.
Capslock, Spam, Lenny Faces, Trolling beyond a reasonable level, and driveby link spamming or friend begging, Will Get you muted. Forever.
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https://gph.is/2coHkoP
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The first rule of parenting is: “We do not negotiate with terrorists.”
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Rm2 Dk’s Profile Remix:
https://imgur.com/a/JXQhArm
http://prntscr.com/l5s9dy
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Rm2 “ts” definitions:
https://pastebin.com/DukeE6FM
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Rm2 interesting quotes:
“DkHeroz: nice snake”

“DerekWaffle: if you lost 2 friends during a weekend in the woods you should go find them, they could be lost still ;p”

“Feanyar: if you wanna see it, I’ll equip it for a sec”

“Mauhur: My favorite dick.”

“fimest: im new here”

“Drake0071: where is Kbeandme? "

“BitDominicBoi: i found a pic of her on the internet lel " (bit doms mom)

“horgrim: lubrication is a must "

“horgrim: don’t be a bitch kbe "

“Drake0071: well my brother and sister kept popping out kids "

“kbeandme: that must make things weird at reunions”

“Drake0071: Ilovemanbuns "

“StrikerNZ: “kbeandme: oh, I have no honor.”"

“copperfear40: I draw the line at butt stuff lolz”

“Mauhur: Come on, muppa. Suck harder. "

“DkHeroz: ill take the cold meats "

“DkHeroz: what do you do with all that meat?”

“adlam: if kbe had a stream, it’d have 0 followers just out of pfinciple”

“Hyotei: more money more yeets "

“Hotburger: kbe i finished mopping”

“kittenboy746: Wow, he actually unmuted everyone”

“MihaelJKeehl: The Unmutening”

“dubbeu: ??? that’s unthinkable "

“eagle365: * **** **** * * * ** what are ** * do **** * ? ** * ********t?”

“kbeandme: Oh, you want to be in my profile? Do something quoteworthy.. "

“afk5: Legendary muter Kbe (Keanu Reeves) retired from his violent career after marrying the love of his life. When a kong mod breaks into kbe’s house and purges his mute list- he goes on strike to find out who’s responsible and make them pay "

“SquareRobot: i’m not a juggalo but i’m juggalo adjacent lol”

“PatientFree: Pixel is my knowledge fountain”

“Hyotei: don’t let your memes be dreams”

“Hotburger: the links are here for a good time not a long time”

“copperfear40: sob I’m retarded”

“Hyotei: its all about the memecraft "

“Tourmy: lol men are like waffles cause they get themselves into sticky situations, women are like spaghetti cause they can be real saucy "

“pkprojects: i’m tempted to take a screenshot of that and link it everytime you say you’re always right” (@kbe admitting hes been wrong before.)

“tkshin0: burger mad! burger mop! " (hulkburger)

“adlam: the only thing captured that day, was shame… "

“tkshin0: ~~ heres your bacon”

“ninthbit: where;s the beef? – its under the pickle”

“erikrthered: can i try your new rod "

“Byleth: I’m officially KBE "

“Byleth: not KBE confirmed”

“Pixelbass: **** * kongregate * ** * **** "

“Hyotei: can’t have derp without herp”

http://prntscr.com/mvtf5e

http://prntscr.com/npmree

kbeandme: its all about figuring out if you’re on the yeet or the yoink side of the force. yoda nod