Actually, i was able to complete this with a mouse pad. Apart from a bit of difficulty with the box game, the game was very easy overall.
SO FREAKING MYSTERIOUS.
So, after confronting the king, mother is in danger etc etc. The bridge breaks and a pillar rises behind me! This isn't a challenge, i just position my bird and wall jump over the pillar! *falls through hole in the bridge* Now what? Derp.
How to get medium badge:
1. Set object collision, friendly fire and demons off, nightmare on and game speed fast.
2. Choose Thin Line, make fake wall box, leave a hole for zombies to come through.
3. Tape down space.
4. ???
5. Profit!